Thursday, December 01, 2005
Pope may abolish concept of limbo
This is certainly a conundrum. What about all those babies currently in limbo? Where will they go? Will the Pope create another yet-to-be-named holding area for these not-so-innocents? We can't send them to heaven unbaptized and dilute the stock of angels that deserve to be there. Is this a merely a power play, Pope vs. God? I can't wait to see how this plays out!
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They're shakin' things up over there at the Vatican. What a firebrand that new Pope is -- like a new Dungeon Master changing all the rules of play in an established D&D game.
"Henceforth, all trolls will accrue +2 damage and mountains will be chaotic evil beings! Now bring me some more orange soda, knave!"
If they're going to change the whole concept, they should try this for our entertainment-savvy age: the unbaptized will later get another shot, like a comedian bumped from The Tonight Show, and hence limbo can now be called "the green room."
Why don't they call limbo what it really is -- the cold, damp ground. You know, like Heaven.
i know what they can do with all them babies. a heavenly baby buffet!
The new pope (Pope Pighead IX) probably just wants to feel less guilty when he molests them before they die! Then he can say that gay priests are baby killers! Ok, I should stop writing now before I get fired up...
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